As good (or not good) as they may be in bed, sex dolls are inherently creepy. The lifeless stare, the gaudy makeup, the boobs that are perfectly round like saucers. It's alarming. And yet, you can't look away. Scroll down and get ready to sensually gaze into the dead, glassy eyes of the creepiest sex dolls in the universe.
1. These not-totally-finished sex dolls.
AP
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2. This incredibly lonely sex doll who has her own Japanese TV show.
YouTube
Maru is a Japanese sex doll who has a show with all her sex doll friends. No one showed up to their launch party, though :-(.
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3. This male sex doll with an 11-inch penis.
Sinthetics
This is Gabriel. He has a massive, uncircumcised penis. Other sex dolls by Sinthetics can be customized to be more terrifying or less terrifying, depending on how you look at it.
4. This pregnant blow-up doll.
Getty
I have no additional information about this sex doll, and I don't think I want any.
5. This sex doll couple that is the permanent foursome partner for a human couple.
iTV.com
Dave Hockey and Shawna Bigelow are the humans. Terry is the male sex doll. (The female sex doll doesn't have a name, which is kind of sexist if you ask me.) Terry has three custom penises that Bigelow can change depending on her mood — horny, or CRAZY HORNY.
6. These sex doll BFFs who are going to beat you up right after they go roller skating.
Landov/Stacy Leigh
Wut.
7. This male sex doll that is definitely a sexual predator, somehow.
Alibaba
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This fine specimen is being sold by a Chinese sex toy company called Dongguan Sherman Electric Technology Co., Ltd. and I'm scared of it. Also: is that an inflatable ball sack?
8. This sex doll that doubles as a drink dispenser.
LiveLeak
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Oh Japan. What perfectly insane sex doll will you grace us with next? All I can say is please watch the very creepy promotional video for this doll:
9. This Brazilian sex doll who just lost her virginity.
Sexonico
In an auction for Valentina here's virginity, bidders paid more than $100,000 to have sex with and get a package including: "A night in the presidential suite of Motel Swing [a pay-by-the-hour motel] in the city of São Paulo, a special candlelit dinner with French Champagne, an aromatic bath with rose petals, roundtrip flights (if you don't live in Sao Paulo), special lingerie (this is for her!), and a digital camera so you can film and after show it to your friends." I'm going to go die now!
10. This sex doll that is just as comfortable lounging with its penis out as it is in leopard print underwear.
Alibaba
For just over $2000, this can be yours.
11. This sex doll that is Way. Too. Real.
Landov/Stacy Leigh
It's so real you'll be having sex with it and it'll get a cramp in its butt and you'll have to stop for a while and then it'll just ask if you'll go down on it for like 20 minutes. That's how real this sex doll is.
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