I have always been super paranoid about vibrator noise, pretty much since I got my first one. Can my roommates hear me? is always in the back of my mind while I'm masturbating, which is absolutely not something you want to be thinking about when you're trying to have fun, casual orgasms! So I went in and tested these (not with my actual body, just by turning them on and going in the next room to see if I could hear it) so you could masturbate in peace. You, my friend, are welcome.
1Bedroom Kandi's Kandi Kisses
This lipstick vibrator is one of the products from the Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kandi Burruss, and it's pretty quiet but can get a little bit noisy, so again, it depends how thin your walls are. But at worst, you still wouldn't hear anything from the next room unless someone came outside and held a cup to your door, in which case, get a new roommate. What a weirdo.
Noise rating: Slightly less noisy than your average vibe.
Bedroom Kandi's Kandi Kisses, Babeland, $69
2Amorino Vibe
This super-powerful, wacky-looking vibrator has a detachable band that looks confusing at first, and that's OK because you can take it off and use it as a regular rabbit vibrator. But if you do add the band, it helps spread the vibrations all around the places the rest of the vibe misses, and the motor is super quiet. It's not as quiet as some of the others, but it's also so powerful that even if someone happens to hear some of what's going on, you'll be too busy having multiple orgasms to care.
Noise rating: Stevie Nicks whisper-singing in the woods.
Amorino Vibe, Babeland, $100
3Ocean Mini Vibe
This vibrator has six speeds and really only gets noisy once you get to the most intense speed, but even at that point, it just sounds like something vibrating on a desk. If you keep it below the turbo speed, you should be good.
Noise rating: Low unless you go for Orgasm Xtreme.
Ocean Mini Vibe, Babeland, $70
4Lelo Siri 2
The loudest this gets is the sound of a vibrating text message, so if your roommate can hear your phone buzzing on your bed, then yes, they can hear this, but also good god, those are thin walls. For everyone else, this is great.
Noise rating: Persistent sexting on a vibrate setting.
Lelo Siri 2, Babeland, $129
5We-Vibe Touch
This powerful couples vibrator is like a white noise machine for your vagina. Super quiet but also a very powerful clitoral vibrator with eight vibration modes, all of which are so quiet your roommate won't even know until you start moaning, which is on you at that point.
Noise rating: Ocean waves playing through a hard-to-hear speaker.
We-Vibe Touch, Babeland, $99
6Crave Vesper Vibrating Necklace
Not only can you wear this as an only-slightly-obvious vibrator necklace, it's almost completely quiet — but packs a serious punch for a vibrator.
Noise rating: A whispering ghost.
Crave Vesper Vibrating Necklace,Babeland, $69–$149
7Je Joue Mimi Soft
This cute little vibrator is waterproof and fits right into your palm. It has seven different functions and has a subtle clicking sound that no one would ever guess had anything to do with putting a cute, little, pebble-shaped thing on your vulva 'til you come.
Noise rating: Quietly spinning a penny on the ground, except the penny never falls.
Je Joue Mimi Soft, Babeland, $95
8Iroha Mini Vibe
This little egg-shaped vibrator couldn't be cuter or smaller, but it's still very powerful. It only has one vibration, but sometimes that's all you need. Plus, it's super, super quiet. For a pocket-size quiet vibe that does the job with no frills, it's aces.
Noise rating: A very tiny kitten purring.
Iroha Mini Vibe, Babeland, $28
9Lovelife Cuddle G-Spot Vibrator
With seven vibration patterns and the option to use it as a G-spot vibe or straight-up on your clit, this rechargeable vibe is not only full of fun options, but it's a quiet little thing.
Noise rating: A noise in your room that you only hear if you get very, very quiet, which you're not even sure is there.
Lovelife Cuddle G-Spot Vibrator, Babeland,
0 comments:
Post a Comment