1. After sex, he asks you to leave. And when you stare at him like he's a monster, he asks you to grab him a beer on your way out.
2. You ask him about your future together and he says he has no idea where he'll be then. Even though you've been seeing each other a few months, he's still not sure what his life will look like in a few months from now, and doesn't even care if you're in it or not.
3. When you ask him what he thinks of your outfit, he always just replies that you look "fine." No other words, no looking up from his phone. Just "fine." You might as well be a store mannequin.
4. You're not sure if you two are exclusive, so you ask him if he's seeing anyone else and he just replies, "Why?" like you're a psychotic weirdo for wanting to know what you are to each other.
5. He tells you out of the blue that he hasn't been tested for STDs in years because he hasn't gotten around to it. So, you know, no big deal, but he could have something. He wouldn't know if he does or not of course because he's too busy being someone without a soul.
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6. He sees cute animal photos on the Internet and ... nothing. Not an "aww" or a "cuuute." Chilling.
7. You invited him to your grandparents' 50-year wedding anniversary and all he did was check his phone. Loving his phone is probably the closest he's ever gotten to intimacy, which means he's probably wanted for animal murder in several states.
8. His eyes are cold, so cold. You look into them and it's like looking at a marble statue of a man who has never felt love and cannot love another, so you just look away and hope it's a fluke. But it is not and you know this.
9. You guys go on a double date and he only talks to you like your friends are lepers not worth getting to know. When in actuality, the only one who looks like a sociopathic weirdo is him.
10. He's never once asked you if you came. In fact, he's pretty sure you didn't, but he's sleepy and he's going to take a nap instead. Satan, please come claim your child.
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