"When I started dating my boyfriend, I wanted us to try something fun and different. I was gifted a vibrating cock ring and thought it would be a
good time. My boyfriend put it on and, at first, he was into it but then it got painful. He took it off, literally screaming, because he said it was too tight.
When he calmed down, I could see that he had an actual bruise around his penis.
I guess one size doesn't fit all." —Rosa, New York City, NY
good time. My boyfriend put it on and, at first, he was into it but then it got painful. He took it off, literally screaming, because he said it was too tight.
When he calmed down, I could see that he had an actual bruise around his penis.
I guess one size doesn't fit all." —Rosa, New York City, NY
"About two years ago, I got a sex swing. I called over the guy
I was dating at the time to help me assemble it. Once it was built, we got in and got at it. Five minutes in, the swing fell and part of my wall collapsed. All I can remember was screaming and falling on my butt. I ended up getting a
really nasty black and blue mark on my right nalga. Since then, I've been
scared to get on another one." —Nikki, Miami, FL
I was dating at the time to help me assemble it. Once it was built, we got in and got at it. Five minutes in, the swing fell and part of my wall collapsed. All I can remember was screaming and falling on my butt. I ended up getting a
really nasty black and blue mark on my right nalga. Since then, I've been
scared to get on another one." —Nikki, Miami, FL
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"My man said he wanted to try something new, so the next time
we had sex, I slipped my mini-vibrator in his butt. I got really into it as I could feel the vibration too. Afterward, he said, "My stomach hurts." I realized it slipped all the way in! He had to squat and push like a woman in labor to get it out. " —Isaura, Cerritos, CA
we had sex, I slipped my mini-vibrator in his butt. I got really into it as I could feel the vibration too. Afterward, he said, "My stomach hurts." I realized it slipped all the way in! He had to squat and push like a woman in labor to get it out. " —Isaura, Cerritos, CA
"I hadn't seen my girlfriend in a couple of weeks, and so we
went to the Pleasure Chest to get a new dildo. She picked out a huge one, and I was pretty sure her eyes were bigger than her you-know-what. Low and behold, when we got home, we found it was too big and chucked it under the bed. Fast-forward to my birthday party. All my friends and family are there. As they are singing 'Happy Birthday,' our dog, Butch, comes running out of the bedroom with the dildo in his mouth. He drops it in the middle of the room and sits there
licking it." —Danielle, Las Vegas, NE
went to the Pleasure Chest to get a new dildo. She picked out a huge one, and I was pretty sure her eyes were bigger than her you-know-what. Low and behold, when we got home, we found it was too big and chucked it under the bed. Fast-forward to my birthday party. All my friends and family are there. As they are singing 'Happy Birthday,' our dog, Butch, comes running out of the bedroom with the dildo in his mouth. He drops it in the middle of the room and sits there
licking it." —Danielle, Las Vegas, NE
"I hadn't had a big 'O.' My new, older boyfriend decided what
I needed was a Pocket Rocket to figure it out. He sent me home with it. I couldn't wait and tried it out in the car. It worked wonders, but I forgot that people could see into my window. I got applause from a neighboring car. So embarrassing!" —Amy, Los Angeles, CA
I needed was a Pocket Rocket to figure it out. He sent me home with it. I couldn't wait and tried it out in the car. It worked wonders, but I forgot that people could see into my window. I got applause from a neighboring car. So embarrassing!" —Amy, Los Angeles, CA
This piece was originally published as "Confessions: Sex Toy Fails" in the August issue of Cosmo for
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