We are a world divided by one hugely pressing question. Period sex; is it a yay, a nay, or an absolutely no bloody way? Everyone's got their own thoughts on the matter, and we're quite the open-minded bunch, so we're hearing out the vast opinions of the people on Imgur.
The site is host to a poll on the subject, where most are voting in favour of 'yay', and the discussion taking place underneath is funny, insightful and sometimes scary (see #1). With that in mind, we've compiled a range of differing opinions, which kind of draws just one conclusion; it's really up to you and your partner. Here we go...
1. Just. Scary.
"Only if its in a hotel with a beautiful girl i just met and it looked like a murder scene after."
2. This guy has standards, you know.
"Only if I'm in a relationship with them or f**ked them at least 5 or 6 times"
3. This shouldn't be cute but it kind of is.
"A man loves his woman everyday of the month."
4. There's a timeline, you see...
"Day 1, no. Day 2, probably not. Day 3+? Yep."
5. We're not sure he gets it.
"Why yes I would have sex with a girl. Period."
6. There may be other reasons why dark towels exist but, hey, sure, go with that.
"As a man it blows my mind that a guy would turn down sex with his partner because she's on her period. That's why dark towels exist."
7. Way to highlight the joys of moving in together, dude.
"I do, regularly. Well I did. We moved in together so naturally, we have a lot less sex."
8. Chin up, you can't help how you feel.
"I have given my honest try dozens of times. Smell of blood just turns me off. Wish I felt differently."
9. Someone just made period sex sound aspirational.
"Walking down the red carpet is only done by those of us with the ambition to achieve great things."
10. Did he just say ding-a-ling?
"Why would anyone want a girls DEAD blood cells on their ding-a-ling?"
11. Safety first.
"Only if i have protection"
12. Maybe we all need to face our fears of the baseball bat from CSI
"IDK man, my GF has been pressuring me to do this for a bit and i am afraid of pulling out and it look like a baseball bat from CSI"
13. Here's a man who understands our pain.
"3000+ dudes are wusses. It's just a little blood. Women have to deal with a bunch coming out each month. You on the other hand can wash off"
14. Do you chant to the rubbish bin gods also?
"Everytime my girlfriend is on her period, we put one of my ugly shirts and make love on it. Then we sacrifice the ugly shirt to the trashbin"
15. Here's a female opinion. Nothing like a noble boyfriend, is there?
"My only comment, as a female, it's that it's rare that I'm in the mood while the Red Death strikes. My BF has offered to lay out a towel."
16. This man is nothing if not efficient.
"Of course. No foreplay necessary. always moist."
17. "Because f**k you."
"Just registering that I would and do, but I voted down because fuck you."
18. Wait, what happens if you look at it?!
"Anal sex yes. Or shower sex washes the blood right off... just don't look at it though"
19. "My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain."
"True story: As a partner you'll sometimes know when the period has started before the woman - by the taste of blood while performing oral."
20. And finally...
"F**K NOOOOOOOOO.
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