WHAT GUYS REALLY THINK ABOUT YOUR BODY DURING S#X

1. B#tt

Girls think: "Oh my god, I hope he doesn't notice my cellulite or expect me to have shaved inside my b#tt. I'm not ever going to bother with that."

Guys think: "That ass is perfect. Would it be weird if I just held it for an hour? Should I ask permission or just go for it?"

2. Thighs

Girls think: "Why are the lights on? I look like the sausage counter at Whole Foods!"

Guys think: "I can't believe we're leaving the lights on this time. I can actually see everything, which is s#xy as hell."

3. Stomach

Girls think: "Why did I get on top? I bet all he's thinking about is how I look pregnant with my dinner."

Guys think: "There are two things I love about being on top: I don't have to do any work, and I get to watch her b##bs bounce up and down. This is the best."

4. Hips

Girls think: "Wow, is there that much of me to hold on to when I'm on top? Refrain from making a joke about hips that don't lie. REFRAIN."

Guys think: "Thank god she actually has hips. I love having something to hold on to. Shakira, Shakira."

5. Br#asts

Girls think: "I wonder if he noticing my nipple hairs!"

Guys think: "I wonder if she noticed I can't stop staring at her br#asts."

6. Back

Girls think: "Why are we doing it from behind? I should have gotten that bacne facial thing that costs a million dollars at that spa."

Guys think: "WE'RE DOING IT FROM BEHIND! I wonder if it's inappropriate to go for a high-five right now, because this is awesome."